![]() ![]() Their platform is more cat friendly, less corporate, and more compassionate supporting: They believe in equality for all cats, no matter what their breed, color, or economic status. On the other paw, the DemoCATS believe in much the same, but have a very different feline view on how to get there. ‘If you have the means and the money, this kind of thing would never happen.’ DemoCAT Pink Collar favors equality for all cats DemoCAT Pink Collar is for equality for all cats, no matter what their breed, color, or economic status. A kind human came to their rescue, and introduced them to forever homes. He and his brothers were thrown out of the warm comforts of home, leaving them to fend for themselves in a barn. Little Yellow didn’t grow up as Paws in Chief, he’s a self-made cat. He says, ‘We must fight on and defend our borders no matter what the cost’. He is Chief Cat at Paws for Reflection, and he is all about maintaining status and getting ahead in the cat pecking order here at home and overseas. RepubliCAT hopeful Little Yellow, who is not so little anymore, comes from a business background. It doesn’t really impact us well-to-do cats much. Let the low-life continue to struggle to find their next meal, hunting for mice, diving into garbage cans, and begging on street corners.Well, that translates to yummy food and more cat creature comforts for all the Fat Cats. Why give this luxury to those that can’t afford it? Equal healthcare, as long as your cat person has the money to fund it.Why not bring them to the front lines and out of the alley? Cat security at home and abroad, with a strong national cat army made up of the ferals who struggle to maintain their existence each day.The RepubliCATS’ pawsome platform favors: RepubliCATS favor more wealth, leading to more Fat Cats RepubliCAT Little Yellow, all for Fat Cats Even though they are PolitiCATS, they don’t all think alike, and there are many divides amongst them, so many that they have split into Cat Parties: the RepubliCATS, DemoCATS, IndepeCATS and Green CATS.įor a cats’ eye view of their platforms and how they plan to wiggle their way into the hearts of the American voters, Paws for Reflection had some real cat luck come our way, as we interviewed some of the new found cat contenders for the highest office in the land. Each one believes they only must remain on top, no matter what. They are all paws up for cat equality, except when it comes to them. Could that newfound popularity catapult them to victory in November? If they back down on their stance, they’ll drop down in the pecking order, and that would make their cat life most unbearable, because they want to be the Top Esteemed Cat, not next in line, devastating their PolitiCAT ambitions. They’re in it, not to win one catfight, but to win them all, go the distance, and have a cat in the oval office. They walk straight up, tales in the air, and stare you straight in the eye. Like Republican Presidential hopefuls Donald Trump and Ted Cruz, the RepubliCATS aren’t afraid to throw a hard paw and bare their teeth with a vicious growl. And they are putting on their most pleasing purr to raise the money needed for sustainability till the end when we get another first – the first Cat President of the United States of America. ![]() These PolitiCATS are going full tail-speed ahead, creating a flurry of flying fur, in this already crowded race. 9) this round of catfights is bound to take center stage over any debate, making Trump’s comments against women seem angst, and test the Clinton’s honesty when it comes to cutting through the cat chase. 1, and the #New Hampshire Primary right behind, (Tuesday, Feb. With the #Iowa Caucus set for Monday, Feb. With teeth bared and claws out, they are throwing their paws into the ring, bringing Meow Power in ernst to the Presidential catfight that’s only beginning to heat up. You’ve got some newfound cat competitors, the PolitiCATS. Step over Donald Trump, Ted Cruz, Hillary Clinton and Bernie Sanders. ![]()
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